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1974 Chevy Luv POS, Do you hate your children, or need a cheap ride? - $350 (Molalla, Or.)
Reply to: sale-3ftua-1210722672@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-07, 11:26PM PDT


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Do you need a cheap ride, hate your children or is little billy just starting to drive? This is the car for you!

Are you afraid that when little Billy starts to drive he's gonna pick up one of those snotty little bitches that seem to come factory with one of those nice fancy cars? Suprise him with this Chevy Luv and you'll be able to sleep at night knowing little billy wont be out picking up chicks wearing hooker boots and whore shorts anytime soon! Now I know you want the best for your child but really, why send him down the road to financial and emotional ruin so young in his life? This 1974 Chevy Luv will ensure he gets nothing but someone that truly loves him for who he is, not what he drives! It's beat up, rusted out but runs good! Hot summer days aren't a sweat because you can roll down the windows and if that isn't enough, lift up the driver side floor mat for a little more cooling comfort. The bed also comes with some speed holes! Its painted forest service orange too! this will also ensure them little hoe's will see him coming and know to run for the hills! The 1.6L isuzu motor will also provide great gas mileage and wont put out enough noise to even attract attention if he tries to put one of those weed wacker mufflers on there. You know what im talking about, we've all hear the Honda civic that sounds like an elephant going down the street with bad gas and the walking farts.

I'll send pics upon request, if you really need them after this description! I will also guarantee its ugly but functional!

Disclaimer: There are a few lucky souls out there that could pick up a nympho sex goddess while driving a beat down purple yugo, so this obviously doesnt apply to everyone! I also dont have a problem with whore shorts and hooker boots, I've been trying to get my wife to wear them for years and havent been able to find any that fit me either!

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/1210722672.html

lmao thats awesome. Thats some best of cl right there

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1980 luv sport 4x4 Just a memory now
Frame rusted from the inside. Truck stripped and now looking for a new donor in southern ohio

wow 350 for that truck and its a 74 even better for us cali folks wish i could have 3 luvs.... even tho my 77 proply would get parted for that one speaing its smog exempt here in cail =D

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77-luv-stock (Selling or Parting out motor blew up)

75-luv mikado-V8 350 soon

He's added some some info and pics and the ad is still good as of right now. Wish I was closer.

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