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					| PITA Old Fart |  Joined: Thu May 22, 2003 8:33 am
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					| A good teacher has class.
The professional farmer excels in his/her field.
 An incompetent chef can dessert his patrons.
 A good cook knows how to dish it out.
 An army cook can make a mess.
 Accountants appreciate a good figure.
 Smart electricians are up on current affairs.
 An enthusiastic archeologist digs her job.
 A mail carrier is a person of letters.
 Taxidermists have lots of stuff.
 A cement worker has concrete ideas.
 Sleeping plumbers have pipe dreams.
 Inventors are patently smart.
 Your dentist knows the drill.
 A good rancher has a herd mentality.
 Gamblers are a dicey lot.
 A photographer's skill is developing.
 A good artist can draw a crowd.
 A roofer on the job is above it all.
 Usually violinists just string along.
 Lazy bakers loaf on the job.
 New carpenters screw up a lot.
 A blind barber depends upon shear luck.
 A good baseball player is a swinger at home.
 Football coaching is a sideline career.
 Any golfer should be able to tell a good lie.
 A funny butcher enjoys a good rib.
 Experienced typists are key personnel.
 A part-time maestro is a semiconductors.
 A tall lawyer looks good in briefs.
 A lousy lawyer is always appealing.
 A good realtor has lots of promise.
 Editors have no problem making amends.
 Kindergarten teaching is just kidding around.
 A cowboy actor needs a stage coach.
 Most doctors are patient people.
 A competent tailor likes to size up his customers.
 No shoe seller should have a stocking problem.
 The son of the florist is a budding genius.
 A suspicious gardener enjoys a good plot.
 Some psychoanalysts give complex advice.
 An evil candle maker does wicked things.
 A successful funeral director is dead serious.
 Undertakers face stiff competition.
 Worried cemetery worker have grave concerns.
 A nude model barely makes a living.
 Some truck drivers are semi-professionals.
 Telephone linemen can be poles apart. (lineman)
 State troopers know just the ticket.
 A ballerina can leap to conclusions.
 Librarians possess novel information.
 Cashiers think change is inevitable.
 An experienced coroner is good at dead reckoning.
 A determined webmaster can find the missing link.
 An emotional dermatologist makes rash judgments.
 A state governors prefers capital letters.
 Old cabinet makers enjoy board meetings.
 On the job, drillers are boring.
 Fans think pro hockey players walk on water.
 Most psychiatrists should be committed.
 
 
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