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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:20 pm 
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Doris and Fred had started their retirement years out on their farm and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a border in their house's spare room. After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city photography studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.

Doris showed her the spare room and she agreed to move in right away. "There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you only have a shower and you don't have a bath."

"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a large metal bathtub out in the yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water." "What about your husband? asked the model. "Oh, he plays pool most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings," replied Doris. "Good," said the model. "Now that that's been settled, I'll go to work at the studio and see you later tonight."

That evening, Fred dutifully went to the bar to play pool while Doris prepared the bathtub for the model. After stripping off, the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.

The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself completely down there, especially when modelling swimmer or underclothes.

Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity to him and he does not believe her. "It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in, have a good look, and see for yourself."

The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bathtub for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her. Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and since she was wearing no panties, pointed to her own extremely hairy region.

Later Fred returned and they retired to bed. "Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred. "Yes, he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?" "Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "But I guess you've seen me millions of times." "Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the guys in the whole damn bar hadn't."


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LOL :lol:

cleaning out your inbox Tazman? :P

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Yep...just spreadin' the joy around...lol


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