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1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

I was reading these out load to my wife and daughter and stoped half way into the one about the squirrel. My daughter says, " You aren't gonna finish that one?" Knowing it must have gotten too dirty.

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OK, I'm over it. Where's the beer?

Thats great!

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"Hey baby, do you know what kind of truck this is ?"

"No"

"It's a LUV baby. . . "

"Hehe"

"Wanna see the matress in my bed ? "

-Austin

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1975 Chevy LUV Rockabilly Stepside:
Satin Black, V-8 Traditionally Named "Dean"

Keep i'm rolling Taz it sure helps my day go by better when i get a good chuckle

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1978 pro street step/side 455Buick, 4sp,4.11s, 31/18.5s

If I keep reading all this good stuff I won't get any work done!

Here's Taz's truck:

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.

Nice!...HEY! Your truck is flipping me off man! ....

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LOL...my other half and I found those little stick on hand shaped reflectors at a dollar store and I trimmed the two fingers off to add my personal touch to them.

That way when people are tailgaiting me...they will be able to see how I feel about it.

Absolutely perfect i have gotta find some of those but kinda hate stealing you idea though Taz

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1978 pro street step/side 455Buick, 4sp,4.11s, 31/18.5s

all good ideas must be past around lol

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73 3-door avalanche bdydropped on 18s
86 1-ton 4x crewcab short bd 15"lift
75 k-5 2x
94 king cab

Good ideas are contagious. In my case though, I need a bigger hand and I need to put it on the driver's side so the gesture goes to my bad neighbor.

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.

Edited, thank you Fullaluv!

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RIP R.J.B.

Not the reason at all. The reason is he tried from the start of my LUV affair to make me lose my tarp and not be able to work on the truck. That was what was uncool. If you'd seen all the good things I used to do for those two you'd agree. Anyway, it won't happen. I just don't start trouble that way.

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.

It would be neat to have those hands so they would light up for the but head behind you though

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1978 pro street step/side 455Buick, 4sp,4.11s, 31/18.5s

Hmmm....I do have a drill, some zip ties, and a hot-glue gun.

It seems like all you would need to do is to put a few red 12 volt LED's behind them and wire them up to your tail lights...or better yet - your brake lights.

Mine came with a black plastic backing plate that came off easily and then I just stuck them on with double stick tape...so it shouldn't be too hard to do.

They also come in yellow (amber) too...so maybe I will get some yellow 12 volt LED's too and add some new turn signals to my truck.