No seriously this was realy freakin scary.
So im eating cheetos. Then i has to sneeze right after i threw a few in my mouth. Well i sneeze then you know that involantary gasp after a sneeze. Yeah i didnt know about it either. Well a cheeto took that opertunity to exact its revenge for the death of its brothren. As i breathed in the cheeto made a break for it and lodged itself in my wind pipe. Couldnt cough couldnt talk and couldt breath. I was alone in my dorm room so i flashed to the first responder training i had. Well i performed a self himlick manuver, on a post of my bed. So im chocking and attempting to impale myself upon a post of my bed. Well the cheeto lost the battle and im alive. So do you think i could win a lay suit against frito lay?
