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From a strictly mathematical standpoint it goes like this.

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who SAY they give more than 100%? We've all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A-Z is represented as 1-26


Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

BUT,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

very nice alittle phylosophying i like it. Makes you think how we people come up with alot of thing.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Where'd you get that!? I need to print it off and give it to some of my coworkers at winn-dixie... oh my gawsh.....

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Wow that is so true.

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LMAO!! thats funny right there.


neil 400

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