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My brother sent this to me this morning...
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a
lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you
doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have
some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey,
and they share a few hits.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and
he is going to get a drink from the river. Once at the river, the lizard is
so stoned that he leans over and falls into the water.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and
helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with
you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and
then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and
walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!"
The Monkey looks down and says....
"Fuuuuuuuuck......DUDE,.......how much water did you drink?!?!"
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that is hello funny! 
