I seen this on a porta shitter wall today:
kinda fitting
10. you hear a explosion and the first reaction is to look at your watch to see if its a controled det.
9. you can make a 4 course meal from 3 certian MRE's
8. your hummer has as much steel on it as a M1A1
7. you've seen every good movie at least 4 times
6. you've seen most shitty movies 2 times
5. you can identify diffrent types of aircraft by sound and you are not in aviation
4. you can wash your DCU's by hand and get them cleaner than the laundry service
3. you regularly substuite mayo, mustard, or ketchup with hot sauce or HP sauce
2. you can leave for work w/o your car keys and cellphone but not your weapon, IBA, and kevlar
1. you read stupid crap written on porta shitter walls
