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i know that some people here have inlisted in the military and was curious on weather they 420'd and still passed there m.e.p.s. urine analysis. the ua for meps i hear, is the state of the art and hard to cheat

if anyone on the civilian side has any methods for passing would be great too. especialy if you worked for wal-mart

i would like to know some specifics on what company and methods that wal-mart used to test people.

i stopped smoking 4 days ago and still have 2 davs left and am drinking ALOT of water

any advice would be helpfull......

oh...for all the smart asses, I already know that if i didn't use i wouldn't need to worry. but I've worked real hard my whole life and hurt myself over the years and have to get a shit job now.

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take some Nacin (sp) it is in the vitamin section of any drug store (bottle of pills). It flushes your system. take like two pills, and drink lots and lots of water. you might find that your skin will turn red and feel like it has a sunburn for a few hours but it should do the trick for you....It did for my roomate.

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you could mix yours ,your wifes and your daughters ..... then you may find out the daughter is preg. the wife has vd. and you still didnt pass..LOL J/K. My cousin drank like a gal. jar of pickel juice...yep I said dill pickle juice...I know for a fact that he used some pertty harsh stuff and was still smokin the weekend before he tested....

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if you aint skeered just a little bit THEN YOU AINT GOING AS FAST AS YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

GOTTA GET A NEW LUV!!!!!!!!!

now i've heard it all spanky rotflmao.....so you would recomend vinegar then? ive heard that before so i guess it's worth a try....

it sure sux that i have to go from $22.00/hr(with a good boss) to $14 at walmart...i guess that's what happens when u hurt yourself though.

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nope doesn't work, used to work but the drug testing companys have gotton smart over the years


also doesn't work.

i'm a expert when it comes to this. i'm a daily smoker and i work at the airport where i get tested 1 every 2 months. i done so much research on this it's not funny.
1st thing, drink atleast a gallon and a half of water a day. get to the point that your pissing every 30 minutes.
eat lean on the day of the test. do not let it be the 1st pee of the morning. when you go to take the test catch the pee in midstream. the first and last seconds of your pee has the most toxins.

and if it comes down to it. this might seem weird but get you a packet of that mixed jello box powder. pour it into a gallon of water, then drink half the gallon. my stepdad showed me this trick and it does work. i gaurentee you. i drank the stuff and took a test 45 minutes later and passed. done this 3 times and never failed
hope it helps man

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1980 luv sport 4x4 Just a memory now
Frame rusted from the inside. Truck stripped and now looking for a new donor in southern ohio

i was warned about an abnormal dilute result on the test.,and was told that they look for creatine(natural),b12 and protien(sp?) levels to make sure you're not cheating the test. do you know abut this ? cause a trip to G.N.C. is better than screwing up the only good(context)job in the rural area i live in.

is there any other minerals they would look for?

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I worked for the Forest Service, A government Agency mind you, for four years, and not once have I ever been tested. shit half the people at my office would fail........I used to work at wal-mart and they tested my like every other month. I got so tired of being tested (and was trying to get fired), that I took green food coloring with me to the doctors and my my piss test green. go figure that a shitty place to work at loke wal-mart, that you need to be high just to do your job, tests for weed. I swear most the people working at my wal-mart are on some sorta drug..if not they are some fucked up people.

this just makes me laugh...ah beer and no sleep

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If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.

Iknow for a FACT that vinager DOES work.Also pickle juice will clean you out,but you need to drink plenty of water while doing this at least a gallon a day more if you can stand it.Ihave also heard concentratedorange juice eaten will help.good luck!!!

used too not any more. it throws your ph balance way off

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1980 luv sport 4x4 Just a memory now
Frame rusted from the inside. Truck stripped and now looking for a new donor in southern ohio

1. Goldenseal

Simply a natural diuretic that USED to be able to mask the testing procedure. Testing procedures have since been improved, rendering goldenseal relatively powerless. Works no better or worse than other diuretics. Not going to pass a drug test with this..


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2. Niacin

Otherwise known as Vitamin B-3, Niacin converts carbohydrates into energy. Many confuse the "flush" on the label as being what it does as opposed to the feeling it gives you. They now have a "flush-free" version that keeps the feeling from kicking in. Again, a complete waste of time. Not going to pass a drug test with this..


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3. Vinegar / Pickle Juice

Simply changes the Ph levels which a long while ago used to work by fooling the testing procedure. Many years ago, labs adjusted their procedure and the rest is history. Vinegar, complete waste of time. Not going to pass a drug test with this..


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4. Bleach

Will throw your Ph balance off in a way that will be easily detected. Tends to create a reaction with the urine sample. Some people actually contemplate ingesting bleach which is a seriously scary thought given that it is obviously a toxic substance that could cause death if ingested. Not going to pass a drug test with this..


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5. Water Alone

Water along with a diuretic such as goldenseal or cranberry juice will help in creating a vehicle that will work in conjunction with any quality detoxification program. Again it is impossible for it to cleanse THC from your system alone, One would need something to loosen the THC from the fat cells first.


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6. Creatine /Creatinine

Creatinine is a breakdown waste product of creatine. Though adding additional creatine to ones system will not create more creatinine as the level is constant that is released from the muscles. Not going to pass a drug test with this..


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7. Cranberry juice alone

Very good natural diuretic. Works along with water only as a vehicle to remove toxins. it will not extract or "loosen" toxins from your system. Not going to pass a drug test with this alone..


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8. Certo / SureGel

is a detectable, known preservative used in jams and jelly. Doesn't work because it makes the urine too thick once refrigerated. Not going to pass a drug test with this..will actually make a fool of yourself.


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9. Visine

it is a known adulterant that doesn't work and will be an automatic failure when detected. easily detected as it prevents the sample from foaming. Not going to pass a drug test with this..


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10. Exercise

Generally when you want to pass a drug test, the benefit to getting toxins out of your system stem from what you HAVE been doing. In other words those that have been exercising regularly will have faster metabolisms and it will help a very small amount to pass a drug test. Increasing your exercise in an effort to try to "shake loose" THC or other toxins is more or less a waste of effort and it will dehydrate you and not be a help in you pass a drug test, sometimes if it is within 72 hours of being tested, it can work AGAINST you!!

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1980 luv sport 4x4 Just a memory now
Frame rusted from the inside. Truck stripped and now looking for a new donor in southern ohio

Well I got nothing for advice in this stuff....but I just have to say...This is a damn interesting post....

I've used some stuff called U-PASS double flush and passed after smoking the night before. My wife is a nurse and used it to get a job at the local hospital that does the test for most companies in our town. We bought it at a local herb store, and you should be able to find it at a head shop.

I have a friend that bought "The Urinator" from some website. It comes with freeze-dried piss that you put into some kind of heating device that thaws the piss and brings it up to temp. It was kinda spendy(about $150 I think), but he has had 3 different jobs since he bought it. You just have to order more piss. Bet he never thought he would be buying piss

Hell I will sell you some piss for 150.00. I will even guarantee you that when you use it you will NOT test POS for any drugs, alcohol, you will NOT be Preg. nor will you have VD or Aids..... Hell that is worth more than 150.00

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if you aint skeered just a little bit THEN YOU AINT GOING AS FAST AS YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

GOTTA GET A NEW LUV!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA THEM STUPID F$%#ERS.......

I PASSED!!!!!!!

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cool man

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1980 luv sport 4x4 Just a memory now
Frame rusted from the inside. Truck stripped and now looking for a new donor in southern ohio

What did you end up using?

i bought a "mineral replacment" kit...... some creatine ,b12,loose protine and some other stuff that will still show up when you drink a gallon of water for dilute. the secret was to NOT smoke for a week before the test ,the other stuff was just insurance......

by the way...BCQ.....thanks for your advice and a thank you too, to everyone that offered your opinions.

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Forgot the easist way to pass the test is to NOT SMOKE. Sorry man I had to go there I havent smoked in about 9 yrs............

I smoking right now

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