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A GUAMANIAN WALKS INTO A BANK IN NEW YORK CITY AND ASK FOR THE LOAN OFFICER. HE TELLS THE LOAN OFFICER THAT HE IS GOING TO NEW YORK CITY ON BUSINESS FOR TWO WEEKS AND NEEDS TO BORROW $ 5000.00. THE BANK OFFICER TELLS HIM THAT THE BANK WILL NEED SOME FORM OF SECURITY FOR THE LOAN, SO THE GUAMANIAN HANDS OVER THE KEYS TO A FERRARI PARKED ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE BANK. HE PRODUCES THE TITLE AND EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT. THE LOAN OFFICER AGREES TO ACCEPT THE CAR AS CALLATERAL FOR THE LOAN. THE BANK'S PRESIDENT AND ITS OFFICER ALL ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH AT THE GUAMANIAN FOR USING A $ 250000.00 FERRARI AGAINST A $ 5000.00 LOAN. AN EMPLOYEE OF THE BANK THEN DRIVES THE FERRARI INTO THE BANK'S UNDERGROUND GARAGE AND PARKS IT THERE. TWO WEEKS LATER THE GUAMANIAN RETURNS, REPAYS THE $ 5000.00 AND THE INTEREST, WHICH COMES TO $ 15.41. THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS, " SIR, I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE YOR BUSINESS AND THIS TRANSACTION HAS WORKED VERY NICELY, BUT WE ARE A LITTLE PUZZLED. WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, WE CHECKED YOU OUT AND FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE A MULTI- MILLIONAIRE. WHAT PUZZLES US, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO BORROW $ 5000.00?" THE GUAMANIAN REPLIES: " WHERE ELSE IN NEW YORK CITY CAN I PARK MY CAR FOR ONLY $ 15.41 AND EXPECT IT TO BE THERE WHEN I RETURN?" ARRHHH, THE MIND OF A GUAMANIAN.-------------- SIGNED: GUAM_USA

thats funny, I heard it about a blonde though, not a guamanian

I used to live in Guam for 4 years...............lol.........they really like duct tape to fix there cars too......haaha

lol that funny

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1980 LUV 4x4, going under re-construction...

Makes ya wonder if you could get away with that in real life.....

i doubt it lol

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I said no to drugs....But they just wouldn't listen!

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap!