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WildLuvRacing1974
 Post subject: NASCAR News
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:13 pm 
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NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew!

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

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 Post subject: Re: NASCAR News
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:09 pm 
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:lol: Your too much, WildLUV.

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 Post subject: Re: NASCAR News
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:16 pm 
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Thanks.

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 Post subject: Re: NASCAR News
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You owe me a keyboard!!! I spit my drink all over it. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: NASCAR News
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:04 pm 
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Sorry about that!!! :D

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 Post subject: Re: NASCAR News
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:20 am 
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damn that's funny!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:21 am 
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Now thats funny i don't care who you are :lol:

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to all of them actually. except i didnt spit coffee all over my keyboard

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