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mytmouz

Post subject: Who's the daddy?

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:22 pm

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party who I made love to on the pool table
with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery?

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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WildLuvRacing1974

Post subject: Re: Who's the daddy?

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:41 pm

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Good one!! But I bet he felt real stupid.

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