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for Christmas i got a pair of socks and a piece of ass......both were too big.

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"There are Sea Monkeys in my Head , Jumping on the Bed", make 'em STOP !!! No wonder I have a headache. That pot musst haavvvvee been layyyced or somethinnnnn yea cool.


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larphead wrote:
for Christmas i got a pair of socks and a piece of ass......both were too big.


did you take the socks back? :lol:

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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's ass."


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ok.....who grabbed my butt? 8O

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I want into the room passin out hundred dollar bills and it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill.
Buy the bar a round of crown and everybodys gettin down and this town...
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I will no longer do that thing with my tongue


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why did it taste bad? :lol:


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To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."


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i wont to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

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