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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and
Standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet
Again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
Last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward
With tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
Works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or
Two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.


I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
Enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
Because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd
Been sitting in the street licking my arse and a car hit me

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1980 4x4 KBD40 ISUZU/Chev Luv
Factory Fitted c190 Diesel Engine, ARB BullBar, Ramsey Winch, Custom Tilt Tray,

lmfao