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 Post subject: Need a Vacation?
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:29 am 
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Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in
Texas:

Need to be cheered up?

Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise,Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!

Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a
plane ticket!

Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey, Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!
Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452

Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas
Goliad, Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas

Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, woman are from
Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it... it's on the state line...
Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids...
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662



P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe
Cut'n shoot,
Hoot And Holler,
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell, Texas

And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
KNOTT, TEXAS

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:31 am 
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When I was younger, I liked to visit lots of ladies in Texas:

Alice, Allison, Anna, Annetta, Aubrey, Big Sandy, Bula, Carey, Celeste, Celina, Charlotte, Christine, Daisetta, Davilla, Dawn, Donna, Edna, Elsa, Eola, Eusatace, Florence, Gail, Geneva, Gustine, Henrietta, Idalou, Inez, Ira, Irene, Josephine, Katy, Lenorah, Leona, Lillian, Lolita, Loraine, Marietta, Maud, Melissa, Mildred, Myra, Natalia, Odessa, Ovilla, Paige, Pandora, Paris, Penelope, Ravenna, Rochelle, Rowena, Selma, Shenandoah, Tatum, Taylor, Tira, Trinity, Venus, Whitney, and Winona

Sounds like a party, eh? :wink:

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hey 79 you forgot
Groceville Texas (grossville) for you tasteless one
Youens Texas for the word challenged ones
Patton village and Roman forest Texas for the history buffs and theres always Dogwood acres Texas for us guys that can't seem to get it right at all.


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Not to mention...

Priddy &
Pontotoc(wtf?)... pronounced by the locals pawnytawk :)

Santa Anna, near here is pronounced Sannianni

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You can put the Sant Anna in the other cities catagory.
We have Santa Ana, CA.

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