| A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a  coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his  bed side every single day.
 
 One day, he motioned for her  to come nearer.
 
 She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You  know what? You
 have
 been with me all through the bad  times.
 
 When I got fired, you were there to support me.
 When my business failed, you were there..
 When I got shot, you were by my side
 When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
 
 When my health started failing, you were still by my  side...You know
 what?"
 
 "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart  began to fill with
 warmth.
 
 
 "I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."
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 I like my steak like I like my women, young, tender and bloody.
 
 All I need is my weed, women, and wine. -Edge City Outlaws
 
 
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