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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:


Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."


Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."


RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"


G:"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."


RS: "Ow July den?"


G:"What??"


RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"


G:"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."


RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



G:"Crisp will be fine."



RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"


G:"What?"


RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"


G:"I don't think so."


RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"


G:"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."


RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"


G:"English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."


RS: "We bodder?"


G:"No...just put the bodder on the side."


RS: "Wad?"


G:"I mean butter...just put it on the side."


RS: "Copy?"


G:"Excuse me?"


RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"


G:"Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."


RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"


G:"Whatever you say."


RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."


G:"You're very welcome."

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FIAA: Color Guard

i dont get it

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FIAA!

SFPP!

I do. It's funny and in the USA, sadly true.

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OK, I'm over it. Where's the beer?

Dude I travel all over the world and run into that everywhere it's the Brits especially the Scottish that are just as bad...now I'm talking about those who are supposedly speaking english and can't understand a word they're saying.
Now this isn't meant to offend anyone on here that's Scottish in fact that's my heritage as well thus my last name "Shaw" but I'm telling ya they don't speak english at least you can spell "Asian Anglish"