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79-LUV'r
 Post subject: He / She's so ____
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:38 pm 
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In honor of the "Random thoughts" thread.
Feel free to add your own He's so, She's so one liner.


She's so fat...

I bet the shadow of her ass weighs 40 lbs.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:10 pm 
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She's so fat, she sweats crisco.

She's so fat, her belt size is "Equator".


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:15 pm 
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I would not touch this with TWO ten ft. poles
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:01 am 
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She's so fat...she has stretch marks on her eyelids.
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 Post subject: he / she
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:36 am 
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she so fat, her ass has two zip codes. 8O
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Taz is so pimp, his chrome has chrome :P :smt025

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At least my (she)(...enter your choice of relation here) gets out of bed to go to work!

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Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:16 am 
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She's so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.

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She's so fat other fat chicks circle her like moons in orbit!!
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She's so ugly when she cries, the tears run down the back of her head to get away from her face.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water.

She's so ugly she has to keep the covers over her head or sleep won't creep up on her.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

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Yo momma is so fat, that all of the oil companies pay her big bucks to wear high heels, because everytime she steps, she strikes oil.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:14 pm 
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shes so fat the the digital scales say one at the time when she steps on them.
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