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The Koala and the Lizard----

A koala is sitting up a gum tree....



smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says,




"Hey Koala !

What are you doing?"



The koala says: "Smoking a
joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits

next to the koala and theyburn a few.

After a while the little lizard says his

mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a

drink from the river.



But the little lizard

is so stoned that he leans too far

over and falls into the river.



A crocodile sees this and swims over

to the little lizard and helps him to

the side, then asks the little lizard:



"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile

that he was sitting smoking a joint with

the koala in the tree, got too stoned and

then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this

out and walks into the rain forest, finds

the tree where the koala is sitting finishing

a joint, and he looks up and says



"Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:


"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how

much water did you drink?!!"

did u make that up?

No, lol My Grandma Sent it to me...

lmao

thats interesting

i thought only mushrooms had that effect

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who knows... i've seen all kinds of things, but sometimes people go way too far... i have ''friends'' that have gotten mixed up in that mess, just hope they get over it someday. Sure, everyone makes mistakes, but I just want my old friends back.

I was thinking Acid trip....My Dad was a hippie in the sixties ....