They Walk Among Us:
I was at the checkout of a WalMart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back
to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave
her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was
educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I
gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with
the $46.64.
.....They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
Big Mac. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She
handed me my free burgers and I walked out the door.
......They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked
up at the sky and said, "Where?"
...............They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with
that stuff."
...............They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week."He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the
call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
...............They Walk Among Us!
My neighbor's wife has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped in her car from an accident.
She keeps it locked in the trunk.
...............They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
at the local 7-11 were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party,
we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave
us a 20% discount on both cases.
...............They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
...............They Walk Among Us!
While eating lunch at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering
a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked
him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it
for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
......They Walk Among Us!
...............Yep,
They Walk Among Us,
AND they REPRODUCE,
and WORST OF ALL
...................................they DRIVE too!
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