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mytmouz
 Post subject: Chain saw action
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:56 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:01 am 
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There was this dumb redneck that walked by this chainsaw shop and read a sign that said "Buy this chainsaw and we guarantee you can cut 5 cord of wood per day!'...so he went right in and bought it.

A week later he came back to the shop and complained because he couldn't cut even an eighth of a cord a day with his new chainsaw.

The salesman looked at his poor saw that was beat and battered so bad that is almost wasn't recognizable, and then took it outside with the redneck following him to see what was the matter.

The salesman put a little mixed gas in it, checked the chain tension, added a little bar oil, and then decided to try to fire the poor severely abused-lookin' chainsaw up.

He set the choke, squeezed the throttle, grabbed the pull-rope and gave it a good yank, and the poor beat-up chainsaw roared to life with a load RRRRAAARRRR!!!

Immediately the redneck yelled " What the hell is that noise???"
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