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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:21 pm 
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Today's been a real rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my toolbox....and the handle came off. Now I'm really terrified to go to take a leak....



TOO MUCH INFO LMAO

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wow, 10 fuckin pages.

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I wonder if I, or one of my sons, will need to put a hurt on my daughter's first boyfriend, who I just found out about tonight?

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Have you noticed that the government is putting warning labels on liquor bottles saying, "Caution, alcohol can be dangerous to pregnant women" now?

I think it's ironic....because if it weren't for alcohol, a lot of women wouldn't even get that way in the first place.


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I've decided that my sole purpose in life is just to simply serve as a warning to others.

Finally...my life has a purpose!


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The mere fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not necessariy tell you that everyone that was laughed at were all geniuses. Everyone laughed at Leonardo Da Vinci, everyone laughed at Columbus, everyone laughed at the Wright brothers.

But then everyone also laughed at Bozo the Clown a lot too...


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there are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who cant.

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My other turd is a piece of crap too.

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How many cars is too many? I just need to see if my wife is correct.

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in your case Luvrv8, too much is never enough!

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Fertilizer salesmen really know their shit.


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my wife told me i couldnt have anything else with wheels, so im getting a boat.

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mans second greatest achevement was flying the second was landing :P


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ever see what a 1500psi pressure washer does to a snake that crawls out of the foundation you are washing?

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The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Shaved eyebrows were a fad during Leonardo’s time.

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Ever stop to think... then forget to start again?

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You pays your money and takes your chances...

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