| John was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, 
so he sent his wife, Mary, to Home Depot. At Home Depot Mary saw a
 beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Charlie, the
 Manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
 
 When Charlie was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
 Charlie replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."
 My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
 proceeded to describe the hinge that John had sent her to buy, and
 Charlie went to the back room to find it.
 
 From the back room Charlie yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that
 hinge?" Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
 
 This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
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