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This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.

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FIAA!

SFPP!

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LMAO!!!

If any woman in your life ever sees what you post here, you are so going to grow old single.....lol

Actually, my wife thought it was funny, still it's almost like being single...

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FIAA!

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J/K...my wife loves this stuff because it makes her laugh her butt off.

I don't know about anybody else's taste in women, but if a woman doesn't have a good sense of humor, never smiles, and doesn't like to laugh, then I sure don't want her around me.

I've also noticed all my life that all of the women I have known with the better senses of humor are the more intelligent ones, are involved in a lot less drama, and seem to do a lot better in life in general.

Also, there's a few more things they are better at too, but I thought that would be pretty obvious and didn't need to be mentioned.

funny girls are always nicer, nicer girls don't make fun of erection size.

Really Jinxie? I didn't know that.

But it does make sense that you do.

I sure can understand why any woman would spend most of her time around you laughing, and very little of it talking about erection size though.

I'm not sure by what u mean. u probably said it wrong due to embarrassment of me hitting dead on about ur small penis. I do make the ladies laugh allot. i'm charming, and funny. U probably try and hook up with younger girls online perv. seriously whens the last time u where laid?? That old broad accross the street probably needs some pounding. want me to hook u up??? And she wont get u thrown in jail.

PS fyi god blessed me in that department. I'm an animal!!!

Seriously besides all that no shit talking, why do u have such an issue with me? ur the one all in my bussiness. I sure as hell had no issue with u personally. so explain please.

As for women - I've been with the same woman for nearly 20 years and she is happy and content.

So what was the longest relationship with a woman you ever had? ( And your Mom, porno, 1-800-dial-a-skank #'s, or inflatables don't count...sorry.)

And did I mention a skunk is an animal too? What a coincidence!

As for explaining anything to you - from what I see you aren't much of a brilliant listener, so why would I bother?

Peppy la pew was pulling more girls than the tazmainian devel. so I guess a skunk works. but my girlfriend of over a year would disagree and say i'm more like a really horny pitbull.