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 Post subject: A day at the races
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:59 am 
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A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth
graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs,
the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside
the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants and
began hoisting the boys up one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to
direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice
that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring,
the teacher said, "You mustbe in the fourth grade."

He replied, "No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in
the 7th race today."

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:11 pm 
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LMAO!

Funny stuff!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:16 pm 
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I am literally LOL! That is funny right there!!! :lol:

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