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Words with two Meanings *

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. *
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. *

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. *
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup. *

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. *
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. *
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. *
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. *
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-___expression, male bonding.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. *
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.

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