| Top 10 Caddy comebacks.
 # 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
 Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
 
 # 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
 Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
 
 # 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
 Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
 
 # 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
 Caddy: "Eventually."
 
 # 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
 Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
 
 # 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
 Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
 
 # 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game ?"
 Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
 
 # 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
 Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
 
 # 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
 Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
 
 And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment.....
 
 Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
 Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.
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