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 Post subject: HOW TO BATHE A CAT
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:57 am 
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1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
[Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this]

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a very thorough power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open the house outside door, stand as far from toilet as
possible, and quickly lift both lids.

8. Freshly cleaned cat will now jump out of the toilet and run outdoors,
where he will then air dry.

Sincerely,
Your Dog Spot.


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Poor kitty. He got lost in the sewer.

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My girlfriend doesn't think thats funny, WTF is wrong with women? I however am going looking for stray cats to bathe.


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Oh, the possibilities...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:52 am 
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lol that's great!


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