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PITA Old Fart |
Joined: Thu May 22, 2003 8:33 am Posts: 2286
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A good teacher has class.
The professional farmer excels in his/her field.
An incompetent chef can dessert his patrons.
A good cook knows how to dish it out.
An army cook can make a mess.
Accountants appreciate a good figure.
Smart electricians are up on current affairs.
An enthusiastic archeologist digs her job.
A mail carrier is a person of letters.
Taxidermists have lots of stuff.
A cement worker has concrete ideas.
Sleeping plumbers have pipe dreams.
Inventors are patently smart.
Your dentist knows the drill.
A good rancher has a herd mentality.
Gamblers are a dicey lot.
A photographer's skill is developing.
A good artist can draw a crowd.
A roofer on the job is above it all.
Usually violinists just string along.
Lazy bakers loaf on the job.
New carpenters screw up a lot.
A blind barber depends upon shear luck.
A good baseball player is a swinger at home.
Football coaching is a sideline career.
Any golfer should be able to tell a good lie.
A funny butcher enjoys a good rib.
Experienced typists are key personnel.
A part-time maestro is a semiconductors.
A tall lawyer looks good in briefs.
A lousy lawyer is always appealing.
A good realtor has lots of promise.
Editors have no problem making amends.
Kindergarten teaching is just kidding around.
A cowboy actor needs a stage coach.
Most doctors are patient people.
A competent tailor likes to size up his customers.
No shoe seller should have a stocking problem.
The son of the florist is a budding genius.
A suspicious gardener enjoys a good plot.
Some psychoanalysts give complex advice.
An evil candle maker does wicked things.
A successful funeral director is dead serious.
Undertakers face stiff competition.
Worried cemetery worker have grave concerns.
A nude model barely makes a living.
Some truck drivers are semi-professionals.
Telephone linemen can be poles apart. (lineman)
State troopers know just the ticket.
A ballerina can leap to conclusions.
Librarians possess novel information.
Cashiers think change is inevitable.
An experienced coroner is good at dead reckoning.
A determined webmaster can find the missing link.
An emotional dermatologist makes rash judgments.
A state governors prefers capital letters.
Old cabinet makers enjoy board meetings.
On the job, drillers are boring.
Fans think pro hockey players walk on water.
Most psychiatrists should be committed.
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