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ACURA 
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment 
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents 
Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym 
Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile 
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles 
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
ALFA 
Another Lemon From Antonio 
AMC 
A Morons Car
A Mutated Car
Ain't Merely Chevy
All Major Cost
All Makes Combined
All Muscle Car 
Another Major Catastrophe
Another Miracle Car
AUDI 
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Useless Dumb Idiot
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 
A Used Dodge/Datsun/Daewoo Incognito
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted 
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 
Automobile Unsafe Designs Incorporated
BMW 
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Broke Mans Wish 
Brutal Money Waster 
Break My Window 
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Babbling Mechanical Wench 
Babe Magnet on Wheels 
Barely Moving Wreck
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 
Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels 
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 
Born Moderately Wealthy 
Bowel Movement Wagon 
Break My Window 
Breaks Most Wrenches 
Brings Me Women 
Broke My Wallet 
BUICK 
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CHEVROLET 
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Can Hear Every Valve Rod Or Lifter Every Time 
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time 
Condition Hopeless Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time 
Can't Have Enough Volunteers Rope Or Load Enough Tools 
Can Handle Everything Runs Over Limbs Even Trees
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 
Chews Heads Eats Valves Runs Only Low ET's
CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs 
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
CITROEN 
Crap Interior Terrible Roadhandling Owned Entirely by Nutters
DODGE
Damned Old Dusty Gas Eater 
Dead Or Dying Gas Eater 
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express 
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Drives Over Dirt Gravel Everything
EAGLE
Eventually Another Great Legend Expires
EDSEL 
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT 
Failed Italian Automotive Technology 
Fixing It Again Today
Fix It Again, Tony
Found In A Trashcan
Famous Italian Automobile Triumph 
Feeble Italians Aren't Trustworthy 
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 
FORD
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fastest Off Road Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finest Operational Road Device
First On Recall Day 
First On Race Day 
Falls On Right Door
Falls Off Racks Daily
First On Rust and Deterioration 
Fix Or Repair Daily 
Flip Over Read Directions
Fools Oughtta Ride Donkeys
For Off Road Driving
For Only Real Drivers
For Only Respected Drivers
Found On Road Dead 
Found On Russian Dump
Found On Redneck's Drive
Friggin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge
Friggin' Over Rated Disaster
Forgive Our Research Department
GEO 
Good Engineering Overlooked
GMC 
Garage Man's Companion 
Gay Mans Contraption
Got a Mechanic Coming 
Georgia Milk Cow
General Motors Catastrophe
Gets More Compression
HONDA 
Had One Never Did Again 
How Odd No Damn Acceleration 
Hallmark Of Non Destructible Automobiles 
Hand Over No Dollars (to) Asians 
Hang On Not Done Accelerating 
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else) 
Hell Of (a) Nice Damn Automobile 
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything 
Hold On, Nothing Does Anything!
HUMMER
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources 
HYUNDAI 
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive 
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import 
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import 
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive 
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved 
Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception 
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside 
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside 
JAGUAR
Just A Guess U Are Rich
Just Another Grubby Useless Automotive Reject
JEEP 
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Eats Every Penny
Jinxed Engine (has) Extra Parts 
Jumps Everything Ever Parked 
Jump Excitedly (in) Every Pothole 
Junk Electrical (and) Emissions Parts 
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 
Junk Everyone Eyes (for) Parts 
KIA 
Keep It Away! 
Kick It's Ass 
Korean Imitation Accord 
Korea's Imported Accident 
Killer's Imported Asset 
Kiss It Away 
Killed In Action 
Keep Inside Asia 
Korea Invades America 
Killer Implosion Awaits
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
LOTUS
Lot's Of Trouble Usually Serious
MASERATI
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA 
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 
Model All Zombies Drive Aimlessly
Make All Zippers Drop Automatically
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt 
Most Are Zealously Duped Always 
MG 
Money Guzzler 
Might Go 
MITSUBISHI 
May Include Turbos Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside 
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments Sometimes Halfway Incomplete 
Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bull**** In Sexual Harassment Investigation
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents 
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
MOPAR
More Old Parts Around Rusting
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Many Old Parts Assembled Randomly
My Old Pa's Aging Relic
NISSAN 
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away (to) Nippon 
Now In Some Shoddy Automobile Nightmare
Need I Say Something About Nothing 
Never In Season Simply A No-show 
Needs Improvement So Start Again Nipponese 
OLDSMOBILE 
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere 
Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 
Oh Look Darn Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything 
PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC 
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac 
Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap 
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned 
PORSCHE
Pretentiously Overpriced Regularly Seen Causing Huge Envy
Phased Out Racer Still Can't Hold Engine 
Please Overlook Really Shoddy Cardboard Horrible Engine 
Proof Of Rotten Spoiled Children Having Everything 
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything 
PROTON 
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays
RENAULT 
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
ROVER
Really Obsolete Vehicles ESPECIALLY Recently
Really Only Valueless Extreem Rubbish
Recently Only Vehicle Ever Rejected
SAAB 
Send Another Automobile Back 
Swedish Automobiles Always Break
Sorry Auto Always Broken 
Such An Arrogant Boy 
Still Ain't A Beamer 
Sad Attempt At Beauty 
Some Ass Actually Boughtit! 
Styling Absent After Buyout
Stop Asking About Brakes! 
Sorry As A Bum 
SALEEN 
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty 
SATURN 
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now 
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed 
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed 
Same American Trash Under Revised Name 
SUBARU 
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas 
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus) 
TOYOTA 
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All 
The One You Ought To Avoid 
This One You Oughta Tow Away 
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile 
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories 
TRIUMPH 
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily 
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
Trunion Rumblings Indicate Usual Mechanical Problems Henceforth
TVR
Tequila Vodka Redbull
Terrible Vehicle Really
Tastless Vulgur Rubbish
Trashy Vain Runabout
VOLVO 
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners 
VW/ VOLKSWAGEN 
Virtually Worthless
Very Wonderful 
Very Weird 
Very Old Lowered Kinky Saloon With A Great Engine Noise