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ACURA
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym
Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
ALFA
Another Lemon From Antonio
AMC
A Morons Car
A Mutated Car
Ain't Merely Chevy
All Major Cost
All Makes Combined
All Muscle Car
Another Major Catastrophe
Another Miracle Car
AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Useless Dumb Idiot
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
A Used Dodge/Datsun/Daewoo Incognito
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs Incorporated
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Broke Mans Wish
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Babe Magnet on Wheels
Barely Moving Wreck
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bowel Movement Wagon
Break My Window
Breaks Most Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Broke My Wallet
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Can Hear Every Valve Rod Or Lifter Every Time
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Can't Have Enough Volunteers Rope Or Load Enough Tools
Can Handle Everything Runs Over Limbs Even Trees
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Chews Heads Eats Valves Runs Only Low ET's
CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Roadhandling Owned Entirely by Nutters
DODGE
Damned Old Dusty Gas Eater
Dead Or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Drives Over Dirt Gravel Everything
EAGLE
Eventually Another Great Legend Expires
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fixing It Again Today
Fix It Again, Tony
Found In A Trashcan
Famous Italian Automobile Triumph
Feeble Italians Aren't Trustworthy
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fastest Off Road Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finest Operational Road Device
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
Falls On Right Door
Falls Off Racks Daily
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
Fools Oughtta Ride Donkeys
For Off Road Driving
For Only Real Drivers
For Only Respected Drivers
Found On Road Dead
Found On Russian Dump
Found On Redneck's Drive
Friggin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge
Friggin' Over Rated Disaster
Forgive Our Research Department
GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Gay Mans Contraption
Got a Mechanic Coming
Georgia Milk Cow
General Motors Catastrophe
Gets More Compression
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
How Odd No Damn Acceleration
Hallmark Of Non Destructible Automobiles
Hand Over No Dollars (to) Asians
Hang On Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)
Hell Of (a) Nice Damn Automobile
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hold On, Nothing Does Anything!
HUMMER
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside
JAGUAR
Just A Guess U Are Rich
Just Another Grubby Useless Automotive Reject
JEEP
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Eats Every Penny
Jinxed Engine (has) Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Jump Excitedly (in) Every Pothole
Junk Electrical (and) Emissions Parts
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Junk Everyone Eyes (for) Parts
KIA
Keep It Away!
Kick It's Ass
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea's Imported Accident
Killer's Imported Asset
Kiss It Away
Killed In Action
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
Killer Implosion Awaits
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
LOTUS
Lot's Of Trouble Usually Serious
MASERATI
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Model All Zombies Drive Aimlessly
Make All Zippers Drop Automatically
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
Most Are Zealously Duped Always
MG
Money Guzzler
Might Go
MITSUBISHI
May Include Turbos Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bull**** In Sexual Harassment Investigation
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
MOPAR
More Old Parts Around Rusting
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Many Old Parts Assembled Randomly
My Old Pa's Aging Relic
NISSAN
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away (to) Nippon
Now In Some Shoddy Automobile Nightmare
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show
Needs Improvement So Start Again Nipponese
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Oh Look Darn Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned
PORSCHE
Pretentiously Overpriced Regularly Seen Causing Huge Envy
Phased Out Racer Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Shoddy Cardboard Horrible Engine
Proof Of Rotten Spoiled Children Having Everything
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PROTON
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays
RENAULT
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
ROVER
Really Obsolete Vehicles ESPECIALLY Recently
Really Only Valueless Extreem Rubbish
Recently Only Vehicle Ever Rejected
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Break
Sorry Auto Always Broken
Such An Arrogant Boy
Still Ain't A Beamer
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Styling Absent After Buyout
Stop Asking About Brakes!
Sorry As A Bum
SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty
SATURN
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
The One You Ought To Avoid
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
TRIUMPH
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
Trunion Rumblings Indicate Usual Mechanical Problems Henceforth
TVR
Tequila Vodka Redbull
Terrible Vehicle Really
Tastless Vulgur Rubbish
Trashy Vain Runabout
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW/ VOLKSWAGEN
Virtually Worthless
Very Wonderful
Very Weird
Very Old Lowered Kinky Saloon With A Great Engine Noise