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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:23 am 
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why do kamacsi pilots wear helmets?

what happens to dogs when they run in front of cars? they get tired. what happens to dogs when they chase cars? they get exausted
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why are american beer and screwing in a canue so similar? they're both f***ing close to water.
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If your driving your car at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights, will you see the light????? :roll:
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If you were driving a car at the speed of light, you'd never reach the switch for the headlights. Relative to the outside world, time wouldn't be passing for you moving at the speed of light, its that pesky time dilation effect.
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diarmadhim wrote:
If I fart in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still smell? :)


well duh you will be there to sniff it up.... :lol:

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