Since it is too cold outside to do anything I decided to catch up on some shows. While doing so, my mother-in-law came downstairs and ploped down on the other sofa. It was not long before I started a comparison and came up with this.
Mother-in-Law ..................................................................
Tony, my Toy PoodleLoves to sit there and fall asleep............................................Loves to sit there and sleep
When speaking she will make no sense.....................................Just don't understand barking
If she hears something, she gets up to see if someone is here.........Hears a noise and starts barking as if someone is here
Always wants to be the center of attention................................Always want to be petted, loved, and wants attention
Goes to the bathroom a lot....................................................Goes outside a lot
Always complains that she is cold............................................Always wants to get under a cover
Makes a mess on her shirt when she eats..................................Just makes a mess when he eats
So, do I have a dog that thinks he is human, or do I have a dog for a mother-in-law?
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