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mine is most defintly the last one
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Plastic tiling squares -- Poseur who does no work on his car, collects Gryot's Garage catalogs (the one that explains which way to turn a nut), and is completely clueless about mechanical things; owns full set of solid gold tools stored in titanium tool boxes, but has never used them. Garage was featured in Architectural Digest.

Painted Floor -- Deluded Yuppie, obsessed with waxing and polishing; owns set of matched Falcom screwdrivers and gold plated wrenches stored in Zebrawood box and $300 plastic creeper and $5,000 hydraulic lift used to detail the inside of the wheels. On first name basis with the Snap-Off truck guy. Garage was featured in Robb Report.

Bare Concrete -- Does most of his (rarely, her) mechanical work; may rebuild engine once in a while; tools are stored in beat up tool boxes when not in use; tools are from various manufacturers including Snap-Off, CrapsMan, Procto, Mac, and others. Checks out garage sales and pawn shops on a regular basis; owns $15 wooden creeper. Has problems with rodents who enter the garage to feed on sandwiches he eats while working on the car. Recently scrounged a table saw from a garage sale, so he can build an extension onto the garage; wife allows him in the house if strips naked and bathes in GoJo first. Garage was featured in local PCA club magazine, but rejected by Pano.

Floor covering material unknown, area Hazmat team afraid to enter premises. -- Owner incessantly rebuilds both engines and transmissions; probably owns several cars but it's hard to say as over half of them are in various assortments of boxes. Tools are scattered around various piles of debris. Often makes own specialty tools and knows how to use odd bits of rock and tent stakes to substitute for factory tools. Rodents are afraid to enter the garage because of toxic odors from the floor, shelves, etc. Learning carpentry skills to build an apt. above the garage, as wife has kicked him out of the house. Garage floor was featured in Archaeological Digest.

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I like my steak like I like my women, young, tender and bloody.

All I need is my weed, women, and wine. -Edge City Outlaws

wow, i been here awhile

was lookin for this to post on another forum

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I like my steak like I like my women, young, tender and bloody.

All I need is my weed, women, and wine. -Edge City Outlaws

funny.
And yes you have been here a while.

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OK, I'm over it. Where's the beer?

can't believe you didn't get any replies the first go round. That perty funny! Makes me wish I had a garage...

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Yeah, my garage is a gravel lot in front of the barn. Nothing like scraping your back up crawling around under a truck for hours, then dropping the last nut of 137 to put back in and having to paw through gravel for it on your stomach for the next hour. Real men don't need no stinking garage, though the big bar magnet I got sure has improved life a lot. Now it takes half as long to complete a project, except when I find nuts/bolts/screws/etc from the last dozen projects and can't tell which ones go back on what I'm currently working on.

our last house had a gravel driveway. i feel your pain man.

right before we bought this house my wife had sat down and made a big PRO/CON list comparing the 2 places. she asked if i wanted to add anything. i wrote in big letters on the PRO page.......NO MORE LAYING ON THE FREAKING COLD WET ASS HARD GRAVEL TO WORK ON A CAR!!!!!!!!

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I like my steak like I like my women, young, tender and bloody.

All I need is my weed, women, and wine. -Edge City Outlaws

Seems like I always get some red gravel shaped pressure marks that last for days. My next place will have a garage and a shop... with a plastic creeper and painted floor and...

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