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A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly, cute, fuzzy teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the whole display.
There is small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the whole length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the whole top shelf.
She found it kind of strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his apparently sensitive side.
They share a great bottle of wine and continue talking amicably, and after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be my future husband and the future father of my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss and caress each other, the passion builds quickly, and finally he romantically swoops her up into his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, noisy, acrobatic, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat, and more fire than she has ever known, and even does a few things she has never done with any other man.
After an intense, explosive sweaty night of raw passion with this wonderful sensitive guy, they are lying there together totally exhausted, basking in the afterglow.
The woman then rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek softly, looks deeply into her eyes, and then he says...
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf lady".
Last edited by tumwatertaz on Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:52 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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