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So lastnight i whent out shooting and good stuff. My good buddy tim braught his better half with his so i tought her how to shoot too. So anyway after the fun at the range we go to grab some food. Now every time i go somewhere with tim he tells me such and such girl wants you, or oh man shes totally hittting on you. Its become quite rutine realy and i kinda ignore it for the most part. Well last night he statrted to say that our waitress was hitting on me bla bla bla. I just kinda started to ignore it, but then his feance started saying the same thing, followed by, im a girl i should know this stuff. Well i could tell i was trapped at this point. Retreat was a non option as i was drinking and heather had the keys to the truck. So what the hell does one do, deny it of course. Well twards the end of dinner they sugested the worst thing ever, that i should leave my phone number on a napkin with the tip. Now im thinking just to avoid the awkward phone call later this week that i shal under tip her and that will be the end of that. Well something strange happened within me just then, i actually wanted to recieve an awkward phone call later this week.
So we shall see what happens...

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1980 LUV 4x4, going under re-construction...

See what women do to ya! their all evil I tell you

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'80 Luv 4x4, 3" BL, 1.5" SL, 32/36, 2.25" exhaust...and fuzzy dice.
'95 Toyota 4Runner Limited 5-Speed.

That's it yer gettin' tossed off the site.

Next thing ya' know you'll be watching "Lifetime TV" and eat'in Bon-Bon's

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Looking for that special LUV.

So, was the dilemma actually over the tip then? You know, does she want me for me of for my money? Just to make it easier, in the beginning it's mostly the money.

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If you think no one cares, try missing a couple of payments...



FIAA!

SFPP!

In the beginning it is mostly the money, and in the end it is entirely about the money, the ali-money.

Just follow the golden rule, treat them respectfully, but just a little like crap. You'll have more of them than you know what to do with.

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95 Isuzu Trooper Daily Driver
86 Isuzu Trooper reliable backup
77 LUV 2wd stock beltway blaster (resting)
79 4x4 LUV project: 2.6L, 5spd, 31s (eventually)

MEPR: Man, my 4x4 makes all other LUVs look good

just remember that you reap what you sow in a figurative sense

Well I don't mean to say smack em around or anything, just forget to call occasionally and go do things without them. Basically, the more of a life you have on your own without a chick, the more chicks want to get in there and control it for you. Its like the moth to a flame.

Oh, and be careful with the "sowing".

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95 Isuzu Trooper Daily Driver
86 Isuzu Trooper reliable backup
77 LUV 2wd stock beltway blaster (resting)
79 4x4 LUV project: 2.6L, 5spd, 31s (eventually)

MEPR: Man, my 4x4 makes all other LUVs look good

Just remember that if you don't want to hang out with her there probably someone who will. It's a fine line between independence and loneliness.
Now that the wife's out of the room... you do have to have a little space or you will get tired of each other. Just remember, if all else fails... Duck!

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If you think no one cares, try missing a couple of payments...



FIAA!

SFPP!