YACHT DELIVERY
65' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, 
a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, 
twin supercharged diesel engines, etc. 
$4,500,000.00
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Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and 
music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owners' and a small 
group of friends. 
$500.00 
Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete 
with faulty turnbuckle. 
$2,500/hour 

(Note the guy in the stern!) 
Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate 
Representatives just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork... 

PRICELESS!
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OK, I'm over it. Where's the beer?  
