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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the
lion
jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter from the NY Times sees the whole scene, and tells biker, "Sir,
that was the most gallant and brave thing I've ever seen in my whole
life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist for the
Times. Tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle
do you ride?"
"A Harley Davidson."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the Times to see if it indeed brings
news of heroic actions, and reads, on page one:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH. An
excellent example of how our "news?" is distorted .
_________________ Life is a DRAG RACE!!! I like my Luv WILD!!! Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough!! Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. http://www.wildluvracing.com
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