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1okey2go
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:41 pm 
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billyjoe wrote:
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's ass."


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "See those dangly things? I think I'll squeeze them and drink what comes out"?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 pm 
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I know I'm getting old, but why is it every time I walk past a cemetary guys run after me with shovels?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:44 pm 
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You're just jealous cause the voices are talking to me.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:45 pm 
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If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:46 pm 
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If you don't know where you're going, going faster won't help.

But it's a lot more fun.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:47 pm 
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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

(If you use a semicolon instead of a period, it counts as only 1 sentence, right?)

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It takes 27 muscles to frown, but only 4 to raise your middle finger.

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confucious say "man who stands on toilet is high on pot"

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It'll only hurt for a little while...

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mytmouz wrote:
It'll only hurt for a little while...



I didn't feel anything!!!

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Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough!!
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wheres my tax relief check at? I need to fill up my gas tank, maybe buy a new sony tv, or something else made in china.

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Go to Google
Type in " Find chuck norris"
Hit "Im feeling lucky"

Now......."Run, before he finds you" :esurprised

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Screw Chuck...

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dont sweat tha petty things pet tha sweaty things

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Man spends the first few seconds of life trying to get out of the hole and the rest of his life trying to get back in.

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"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

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A man's life is not complete untill he is married. Then he's finished.

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How come we can't afford a $200.00 part for the LUV, but she thinks we can afford a $200,000.00 rental property in New Port Beach?!!!??

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I was here and you were not. Now you are here and I'm not.

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