i have figured out the secret for driving in the snow. ready? here it is. buy a luv. not just any luv, no no. a worn out tired pile like mine. it doesnt have enough juice to spin the tires so it never loses traction! sounds easy right? well its not. it needs to have 212,000+ miles on it, with bald sears and roebuck (VERY old tires) that are dry rotted ( the weather cracks are the tread now

) and low enough compression so you can turn the engine over with the fan belt.

now you can all rest easy and feel totally safe this winter, unless you dont have a luv
