Here's what you do:
A. First: build large temple
B. Second: build large pedestal
C. Third: gold plate entire truck
D. Fourth: Park truck on pedestal inside temple
E.Fifth: found religion called " Church Of The Everlasting Luv"
F.Sixth: collect offerings from devoted flock of followers
G.Seventh: use money to rebuild truck to prove to devoted congregation that a true Luv is a great and wondrous thing and will last forever if If only you believe.
Now while you're laughing your butts off at me, I challenge any and all of you to come up with a more
original idea.
Later

-Taz