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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:10 pm 
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Copied this from another site I frequent:

First, here's a headline translated from a German newspaper that some guy from Munich posted:

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"Sucking a Fishermen's Friend could get you into trouble"

Police in Germany are warning motorists that sucking a Fishermen's Friend could get them into trouble.

It comes after a 24-year-old driver was found to be over the legal drink-drive limit during a routine police patrol stop in Munich.

He was taken to the local police station where blood tests found he had no alcohol in his system.

He was later released and all charges were dismissed

Even so - travelers and tourists beware.

If you plan on driving, you better not suck on a Fisherman's Friend.


Obviously he was talking about a brand of cough drops called "Fisherman's Friend" that's pretty popular there.


Right?


Not to wise-ass 'ole me!


Here was my reply:

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OK...OK...now I'm really confused.

So how can gay sex with somebody's fishing buddy make anyone intoxicated enough to get arrested for drunk driving?

Just how much did that fisherman's friend drink prior to the gay sex anyway?

His blood alcohol content must have been off of the chart to get the other guy drunk from that!

And why were they driving around after having gay sex right after fishing drunk anyway?

Wow....you crazy Germans.

You really get crazy when you party, huh?


I won't bother you with his reply - let's just say I now know deeply how he feels about guys from the USA, especially me!

LMAO!!


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:54 pm 
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TAZ,

dont piss off the nazis :P

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:07 am 
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I'm 1/4 blackfoot, 1/4 cherokee, 1/4 welsh, and 1/4 german

Trust me..anyone that didn't know anything about angry germans obviously never met my grandfather...that's for sure.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:53 pm 
I need to know how to release the tension spring so i can put in a new head gasket in my 75 Chevy Luv[/list]


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:15 am 
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Tony Frederick wrote:
I need to know how to release the tension spring so i can put in a new head gasket in my 75 Chevy Luv[/list]

this reply seems oddly out of place.....

oh and to kinda stay on topic.. i am like 1/2 german :?

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