Copied this from another site I frequent:
First, here's a headline translated from a German newspaper that some guy from Munich posted:
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"Sucking a Fishermen's Friend could get you into trouble"
Police in Germany are warning motorists that sucking a Fishermen's Friend could get them into trouble.
It comes after a 24-year-old driver was found to be over the legal drink-drive limit during a routine police patrol stop in Munich.
He was taken to the local police station where blood tests found he had no alcohol in his system.
He was later released and all charges were dismissed
Even so - travelers and tourists beware.
If you plan on driving, you better not suck on a Fisherman's Friend.
Obviously he was talking about a brand of cough drops called "Fisherman's Friend" that's pretty popular there.
Right?
Not to wise-ass 'ole me!
Here was my reply:
Quote:
OK...OK...now I'm really confused.
So how can gay sex with somebody's fishing buddy make anyone intoxicated enough to get arrested for drunk driving?
Just how much did that fisherman's friend drink prior to the gay sex anyway?
His blood alcohol content must have been off of the chart to get the other guy drunk from that!
And why were they driving around after having gay sex right after fishing drunk anyway?
Wow....you crazy Germans.
You really get crazy when you party, huh?
I won't bother you with his reply - let's just say I now know deeply how he feels about guys from the USA,
especially me!
LMAO!!