So last night i went drinkin with some friends and watched some movies at their place. My ex has been beggin me to hang out so i let her come and we ended up falling a sleep together and cuddling and that grlie crap she wanted cuz apparently she was feelin unluved or somethin. So anyways...she woke up before me and took off for some appt's or wutever today...she called me an hour after i got up and went to work...shes all like hey i'll stop by ur work in a few minutes. Oh and by the way shes been driving my car around bcuz im letting her use it cuz she doesnt have a car...and shes pregnant with my kid...long story. But ya she never shows up and never calls me back. So tonight about 11pm i go hmm...wonder wut the hells up and if shes ok and wut not. So i think well she can only be at one of two places. So i show up at her friends house to see if shes there and sure enough my car is sittin outside. Well this seems funny bcuz she never stays the night there...dudes like 36 and shes 22. "Friends" riiiite...i believed the "friends" thing up until tonight. I knock on the door and dude opens the door "WHO THE F*&( IS KNOCKIN ON MY DOOR" Like its only 11:30 this dude is trippin...well his cat runs out the door and takes off down the street. Im all "hey man im lookin for such and such my ex ya know i know shes here cuz shes driving me car right there." So hes all "ya wut of it...shes sick and shes sleeping...what do u expect me to turn down a pregnant women?" Im all..ya dude she has a place of her own a$$hole. " So by now hes pissed and chasin after his cat down the street. I can hear him yelling "you better hope i catch this cat"...well he comes back about 10 minutes later and grabs me by the shirt and says "catch my F*(&IN cat or i'll put you in the hospital!" So im thinkin...hm this dude his like twice as strong as me...wut should i do...so im like ya man i'll find ur cat just chill. So he lets me go and stuff and starts followin me but i guess he decided he wasnt gonna keep followin me and stayed on the porch. So i saunter out to my truck lookin like im trying to find his cat...jump in my truck turn around and yell..."he dude im gonna go drive around find ur cat and run the m@#$#F@#ER over aight BEEEOCH! Well I cant say he liked that very much...I jumped on the gas and dropped the clutch in my luv and I didnt know it cuz i never tried but I can burn my 30 inch mud tires for about 25 feet on dry pavement
Anyways...i said screw the bitch and brought a friend back to take the car away...i guess if she wants to go screw other guys she can do it on her own...
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