Didint think id do it did ya!
(im nugreel and hes NMTguy)
nugreel: hey
NMTguy: whats up mr pimp
nugreel: haha
nugreel: not much, got that whole F up sorted out:-)
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: yep thats how a playa does it
NMTguy: lol
nugreel: haha
nugreel: yeah so im going out on saturday
NMTguy: makes sure ur car starts
NMTguy: lol jk
nugreel: oh man!
NMTguy: thats what im having problems my battery is dead
nugreel: it does;-)
NMTguy: lol
nugreel: oh that blows
NMTguy: yeah so far it hasnt died completely while talking to this girl i like
NMTguy: lol
nugreel: cool
NMTguy: u got a spare u can sell me?
nugreel: a spare what?
NMTguy: battery
NMTguy: mines good but it has a crack and the acid comes out
nugreel: battery will be cheaper buying locally, shipping on would be more than its worth
NMTguy: and it doesnt hold charge that good
nugreel: my advise is bit the bullet and get a dry cell batt
nugreel: they are soo sweet
NMTguy: can i get one with the 20 bucks i have now?
nugreel: i doubt it
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: ok then
NMTguy: thats all i have
nugreel: couldnt you just steel one from another truck?
NMTguy: umm yeah but my dad will get pissed
nugreel: well ask him
NMTguy: he knows about it
nugreel: or ask to barow cash for a new one
NMTguy: thats never ganna hapen
nugreel: well thats about all i can think of
NMTguy: so what is this girl good looking at least?
nugreel: well i dont know its a blind date
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: haha
NMTguy: watch its ganna be some big fat chick
nugreel: but i know my buddy that hooked me uop realy well and he wouldnt give me a cow
NMTguy: with no boobs
NMTguy: and she ganna have crooked teeth
nugreel: nah my buddy tyler wouldnt bother
NMTguy: and she will forget to put deodorant
NMTguy: lol jk
nugreel: haha
nugreel: that last part did it!
NMTguy: lol
nugreel: f*** you dude
nugreel:
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: shes ganna say she wants to suck u up and when she smiles she ganna have like a big chunk of food inbetween her teeth
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: haha
NMTguy: and she ganna have a big adams apple watch
NMTguy: and when u kiss her she ganna say she got a woody
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: jk
NMTguy: lol
nugreel: oh f*** i dont whant a she male
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: haha
nugreel: ive talked to her and she sounds hot
NMTguy: dont all shemales too?
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: haha
nugreel: haha
NMTguy:
NMTguy: so where u taking her?
NMTguy: what i always say is " wanna a ride in my LUV machine" they get all happy and shit
NMTguy: lol
nugreel: well she whanted to go 4wheeling
NMTguy: thats ghetto
nugreel: so im going to take her to that and theres this sweet chinies resteraunt in town
NMTguy: take her to the movies
NMTguy: make her pick
nugreel: well im taking her to a nice place for dinner
nugreel: well she said she whanted go 4x4ing over the movies
NMTguy: if i where u i would eb taking notes right now from ur LUV massta
NMTguy: thats me
nugreel: haha
NMTguy: lol jk
nugreel: nah i told her that my little luv is covered in mud and she laughed
NMTguy: ahh u killed it
NMTguy: u said lil
NMTguy: thats it
NMTguy: u killed it
nugreel: shes never heard of anyone off roading a mini truck i guess
nugreel: haha
nugreel: but it is little
NMTguy: eww
NMTguy: i dont want to know
nugreel: at least she knows im not compensating...
NMTguy: u should of said my big bad ass luv machine is a lil durty from last time i rode it
NMTguy: no thats sounds gay
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: jk
NMTguy: haha
nugreel: hahahahahaha
nugreel: the last time i rode it!!!
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: haha
nugreel: im posting a transcript of this on luv truck
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: haha
nugreel: nah we are going out in my f-150 anyway
NMTguy: if she asked why ur lil luv isnt working just tell her it got smashed by a big rock
nugreel: theres mud and my luv dosent have the tires for mud
nugreel: hey now no picking on me for rolling a rock over my foot
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: hey u never know it could of bounced and smashed lil luv there
NMTguy: lol haha
nugreel: haha
nugreel: man the worst thing about this
NMTguy: then u would of have to become a shemale
nugreel: im going to have to clean up...
nugreel: what the
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: hah
NMTguy: a
NMTguy: ohh man ur funny
NMTguy: if she asks u why u rolled over ur other luv just tell her u where rocking it so hard with another girl that u fliped the whole truck over
NMTguy: me go sleepy slpeep
nugreel: what the
NMTguy: huh?
nugreel: ok talk to you latter you sick bastard
NMTguy: lol
NMTguy: dont wack it too hard tonight
nugreel: haha
NMTguy: save it for that shemale
nugreel: scew you
nugreel: screw
NMTguy: she'll wack it for u from now on
NMTguy: lol jk
NMTguy: haha
NMTguy: laters
nugreel: see ya
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