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 Post subject: Stolen quotes
PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:47 pm 
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Then if you don't like him,he is a mile away,barefoot,and you have a new pair of shoes"

"Having a 10 second Civic must be like coming out of the closet, you will surprise a lot of people, but you're still gay"

"When I die I want to go like grandpa did, quietly and in my sleep. Not terrified and screaming like the passengers in his car..."

"The first rule of racing is, whatever is behind you, is not important" Raul Julia in Gumball Rally

"Nitrous is like a Hot chick with an STD,you can't wait to hit it,but are scared to death of the consequences."

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:21 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:12 am 
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That one too...LOL!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:52 pm 
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If your wife is yelling at the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door, let the dog in first. At least the dog will shut up after it's in the house.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:57 am 
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Whoever thinks women are inferior is delirious.....they have half the money and all the _____ and if you have all the _____ its just a matter of time before you have all the money...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:19 am 
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The only thing faster than my LUV is the zipper on my pants...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:36 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:36 am 
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Excuse me while I whip this out...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:44 am 
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:22 pm 
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A man's life is not complete until he is married. Then he's finished!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:33 pm 
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my favorite! "LED-TIT" :lol: oh and "THANKS FOR PLAYING....DICKBAG!" :esurprised

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:51 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:29 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:53 pm 
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