As I was at a friends house today, and we were outside catching up. His nephew, Jay drove up and both of us pretty much said 'crap' at the same time. Now Jay, he is a bit wierd. He has never lived away from home excpet when he joined the Air Force and he is 51 years old now. He has never held a steady job and only works odd jobs here and there to save up enough money to eventually take a trip somewhere. His time in the Air Force was for a six year stint and is convinced the government planted a chip in his head, (and all other veterans), to monitor his thoughts and control him! To this day he will call me and ask if I have been having bad dreams and thoughts that I don't think are my own!
Anyway, he stayed in his car for several minutes to let it cool down as usual, and finally got out. We talked and of course he brought up the fact that we are being closely watched and controlled again which was the topic of the entire conversation, as usual. My friend and I just nodded our heads, ignored his comments, and watched our poodles chase each other around the cars. It FINALLY came time for Jay to leave, so like good friends and relatives, we walked him to his car. (Pretty much to hurry him along) Jay noticed a puddle under the front of his car and started cussing up a storm. He was livid about having another radiator leak! He got down on his knees, stuck his hand in the puddle, smelled it and tasted it. After the third time, David, his uncle, my friend, finally told him that his poodle had peed right there and was followed by my poodle. Jay got up and started cussing again and spitting everywhere. Dave and I were laughing so hard we were crying! Jay went to the faucet to wash his mouth out and found it all wrapped up for the winter and I suggested that he just take two steps to the garden fountain to wash his mouth out. He asked what the water was like in it and I said it was just rain water since it was turned it off when it started to freeze. Jay started swishing mouthfulls of water from it when Dave looked at me and said, "you know we piss in there at night when we are drinking", huh? Crap, I forgot about that! Didn't have the heart to tell him about that and just started laughing even harder.
Sometimes the Good Lord sends someone our way that just makes all of life problems dissapear, even if just for a while!
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