2010 is an AWESOME year so far! I got kicked out of my crazy sister-in-law's house and as of 0230am, Jan. 2010 I am no longer allowed there!

Yes, I love 2010
Long story but helps me deal with this! Sort of funny too looking back on events!
I'm thinking it has someting to do with the fact she had all of her friends and of course her sister (my wife) and I over for New Years eve when she started getting all mightier than thou on every one. I was sitting down keeping my mouth shut and TRYING to ignore the stupid things she was saying on how her husband could never have found a wife that makes as much as her and get the things she gets, and yada yada. Her, her, her!

Now, I don't drink at all and drinks were flying around. When Ida, my wife's sister, started telling everyone how she broke up with
me and married her husband, how she is glad she didn't stay with
me because of my medical problems, how she is glad she didn't stay with
me because I don't make enough money, again yada yada yada, I jumped up and lost it!

Karen, my wife, told me what I said today as I was in a rage and just went off. I told her there was no breaking up as there was no US! Yes I knew her before her husband did for a whole seven days and the only "date" we went on was when her husband called me and asked me to take her to her high school prom as he was on active duty in California. I then went on to saying how my medical problems were physical and all of her's are in her fat head which is why you are seeing a shrink every week because everything is all about YOU. (I don't think all of her friends knew about that) My wife told me after this last statement is when she really popped and started yelling. I must have said NO, I don't make enough money for one F'ing uptight B%^&h who thinks of nothing but what she has, wants, and still can't get. You make almost six figures a year and still can't afford to put gas in your Harley for a weekend ride, but you have two F'ing Harleys in your garage keeping dust off the concrete. You ride into work with your daughter in HER car so you don't have to pay for gas. YOU took a second mortgage on your house to get an in-ground pool but pissed the money away on a new TV, sound system, chroming up your bike, and who knows what else, because no one knows where the money went. Your'e always on Dale's (Karen said he closed his eyes, made a hurt face, and left the house when I said this one)) ass to make more money to pay the bills YOU keep running up. You get pissed off, depressed, feel sorry for your fat ass, and go shopping and spend over $1000 on crap which Dale has to cover beacuse your'e so broke. No one can ever live up to your standards and I for one am glad we aren't together as I would have shot you a long time ago. Finally it seems I told her to do us all a favor and go play in the middle of the interstate during rush hour!
I wish this had been recorded so I could get EVERYTHING .......
So right now Karen is upset with me, not to the point of being mad, but wishes I had handled this better.
I have been barred from Ida's house which dosen't bother me in the least.
Dale had to hide all of her medication as he informed us she was acting really freaky yesterday.
She will be seeing the shrink again on Tuesday instead of Friday and I may have to speak to her shrink also. And definately Last, she claims to have been drunk! I only saw her with one beer that she never finished and am backed up by her husband, my wife, and her best friend!
I did apologize to Dale and he told me he was surprised I held it in as long as I did.
Oh did I say how happy to be banned from her house?

I love 2010!
Now to schedule a talk with Mr Obama!
