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Some dumbass parked his Fucking ricer on my front lawn!!! He could atleast park the stupid thing on the sidewalk.What should I do to the car . Acuras

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1975 V8 Luv
1980 Bagged Luv

I'd just call a towtruck company and have them get rid of it, and/or call the cops and have them ticket it before you have the tow it. Nothing says "don't park here again fuckhead" quite like the car being gone when they get back. If nothing else the police will be able to tell you what you can legally do.

Prior to me becoming a responsible adult I probably would have just propped a nail under each tire. Now of course I think about what might happen when I'm rolling down the highway and a strangely familiar ricer car has a blowout in the oncoming lane and plows into me.

strip it down and use the motor for a sand rail or something. bust out the plasma cutter on the body and use your imagination. cut some grafitti into the door. oh jeez what I would do with that shit on my property.

i bet surgar in the gas tank would do wonders for fuel injection, or pull the tags off the license plate that should buy a fine or 2 from the local authorities

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don`t have the luv no more but I still like em.72 el camino,
00 & 06 silverado one 4x4, turboed vw sandrail,99 banshee, 06 raptor 700, 02 polaris trailblazer.

I would say grease on the wiper blades, super glue in the door locks, and snipped tail light wires ought to put the fear o' god back in his life. Later -TAZ

pop the hood, pull the radiator hose and fill the block with Hard-bloc block filler (or grout cuz its cheaper). replace hose, close hood, stand around whistling like nothing happened.

A few turns of the lug wrench would make for a good show. Plus, it won't get far enough away that you'll miss all the action. A nice quart or four of motor oil, or gear lube,(used preferably) in the gas tank will have them wondering WTF for a while. You could also do some adjustments on the steering, randomly turning tie rods or whatever strikes your fancy. Make it handle real nice for them.

I keep coming up with the non-destructive ideas, but you could throw a for sale sign on it. "Pile of shit someone abandoned on property, no title, you haul, $100" Another thought would be to jack it up and set it on blocks. When they come back tell them you always wanted a piece of shit car up on blocks in your yard and ask if they have an old dead refrigerator they could bring over to put with it.

I had the car towed away But when I was waiting for the tow truck the owner came back and my friend and I were standing on it and jumping on it too.So the guy says I wanted to put my car in the shade and I said when you use my shade you have to walk home.Then he walked off and when he was gone the tow truck guy came and took the foot printed car away.

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1975 V8 Luv
1980 Bagged Luv

Stuff a potato in the tail pipe!.

Garden hose up the tail pipe for a few minutes, followed by the potato. Might get lucky enough to drop some water into a cylinder that way.

I hope I never piss any of you off on this board......

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Well at least you wouldn't see us doing anything like this to a LUV.

Good! I'm happy to know that there is one less ruckin' ficer on the road . Kudos to you for doing da right ting mang. Later -TAZ