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larphead
 Post subject: heaven???? lol
PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:37 pm 
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A guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter issues him a white robe, a harp, and his very own cloud to float around on.
The guy thinks this is great.
One day he sees another cloud float by.
The guy on that cloud has a gorgeous, naked woman and a keg of beer with him.
The first guy finds St. Peter and complains to him. "How come this guy gets a gorgeous babe and keg of beer, when all I got is this white robe and a lousy harp?
St. Peter says, "I know just who you're talking about. He's being punished."
The guy can't believe what he's hearing. "How can that be?" , he asks.
"Well," says St. Peter, "The keg has a hole in it, and the girl doesn't."

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racelife
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:22 pm 
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he he eehhh that would be my luck to get punished that way

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ChevyToyR
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:31 pm 
why is it a good thing to date homeless girls???



you can drop that bitch off anywhere.
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LUVSADRAG
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:20 am 
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ChevyToyR wrote:
why is it a good thing to date homeless girls???



you can drop that bitch off anywhere.


HAHAHAHA
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