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larphead

Post subject: nursery rhymes

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 9:13 am

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JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, waterfront condo and a sports car

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Kuranosuke

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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 10:57 am

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I liked Mary Had A Little Lamb best...

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LUVSADRAG

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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:26 am

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Joined: Thu Jul 25, 2002 11:42 am
Posts: 1125
Location: San Diego, California

I always like Dice Clay's nursery rhymes.

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TILTED

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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:48 pm

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Joined: Sun May 12, 2002 11:57 am
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Location: Y Omen

LUVSADRAG wrote:

I always like Dice Clay's nursery rhymes.

Like, Little Boy blew, he needed the money! Oh!

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LUVSADRAG

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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:19 am

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Joined: Thu Jul 25, 2002 11:42 am
Posts: 1125
Location: San Diego, California

heheh.

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider that sat down beside her and said: whats in the bowl bitch?

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verobrass

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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:50 pm

Hickory dickory dock, this chick was sucking my cock, the clock struck two, I dumped my goo and I dropped her off on the next block.
Another Dice Clay nursery rhyme.

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LUVSADRAG

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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 12:21 pm

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Location: San Diego, California

LOL

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